You’re like that weird kid at school who wears weird clothes and no one knows why until finally they say “I made this!!”. Or: Lessons in piss-poor fabric choice.

All right, so here we have a photo of me wearing what looks approximately like a blanket. Or a pelt. … More

Help. Wedding Dress Practice A Complete Failure.

See. Failure. I was so effing pleased with myself last night putting in that invisible zipper. Looked so pretty … More